On the 20th of April, my car was stolen and written off (Cat B).

I had test driven multiple Pajero Juniors over the preceding 3 months of buying Paj and was smitten. Eventually I bought it from North Road Motor Company in Dublin, who sold it to me in an unfit condition to drive – the tyres were bald, something highly illegal. They had also said that it had undergone a full service, yet when I checked the air filter and spark plugs, it was obvious that she had not undergone the full service as stated. This helped me knock the price down on her a bit. I did a quick service myself, and had a decent mechanic give her a full going over about a month later.

For a car made from 1995 to 1998, it was very highly specced out – Air conditioning, alloy wheels, ABS, drivers airbag, remote central locking, and a fantastic engine. This is to be expected in 1990′s Japanese cars imported into this country – high spec and long life. Even for a car from 1997, which made its way from Japan to the UK, and eventually Ireland, there was very little rust damage – something very surprising as the Japanese don’t salt their roads compared to the UK, so rust is a major problem.

When I bought her, she had circa 60k km on the clock – since then I drove only about 20k km in 4 years. She helped me move from Galway to Carlow, to work with Blacknight, and eventually to Dublin to work with ICHEC.

What annoyed me the most is that she was stored in a “secure” underground car park. The violation you feel from having something robbed from your home is hard to put into context. I doubt I would be as upset if she was stolen in Tescos, or at the airport.

The car was stolen and, from the look of it, rolled in a ditch. The back axle was completely (and I’m using the highly technical term) fucked. For what it’s worth, the drivers airbag didn’t deploy – so I hope the thief got a nice face full of steering wheel. They also stole the jack, tyre iron, the mount for the GPS and it’s charger, the log book, the ashtray (with a grand total of €4 in loose change in it), my starfish from Charlie the Unicorn 3, jumper cables, windscreen wash, a mini shovel, and my flashlight. Yet, they left my lock knife and the radio as well as their pliers and a screwdriver. I’ve since used the pliers to repair a leaky tap, so thanks lads.

There are a few things to take out of this:

1. Get an immobiliser – this will help stop the theft and hotwiring
2. Don’t keep the logbook IN the car
3. NEVER keep important / expensive things in the car.

So she was brought to Gannons City Recovery by the Guards. I will never, ever, in my life use Gannons. I cannot state this strongly enough. They are the biggest shower of chancers, liars and fear mongers out there who attempted to charge me for storage of Paj (at €40 a day) even though I had NEVER entered into a contract with them – the Guards brought Paj in after finding her in a ditch. Needless to say I was not impressed.

Because the log book was stolen, I had to send off for a new one to the Galway Motor Tax office… So I could send the log book back to them… to claim a refund on my road tax…for a car that was stolen – talk about stupid, as I had my certificate of destruction stating that the log book was stolen along with the car and a number of Garda reports saying the car was stolen.

The only good thing to come out of this, thankfully, is that the insurance company aren’t screwing me over – thank God for keeping the car in mint condition with really really low milage. I’m also only going back two years in my no claims bonus – so it’s not like this will severely affect me financially.

Needless to say, the last few weeks – because of this – have been really stressful. I’d hate to think that it would be like if I needed a car for my daily commute, although my insurance company have offered me a rental car for two weeks as part of my fully comprehensive package.

Now comes the arduous task of test driving cars as a replacement. Every single one of them will have an immobiliser and will NOT be an import – I’m not going down the road of paying exorbitant prices for parts and an increased insurance premium.

They said I got away in a boat
And And humbled me at the inquiry. I tell you
I sank as far that night as any
Hero. As I sat shivering on the dark water
I turned to ice to hear my costly
Life go thundering down in a pandemonium of
Prams, pianos, sideboards, winches,
Boilers bursting and shredded ragtime. Now I hide
In a lonely house behind the sea
Where the tide leaves broken toys and hatboxes
Silently at my door. The showers of
April, flowers of May mean nothing to me, nor the
Late light of June, when my gardener
Describes to strangers how the old man stays in bed
On seaward mornings after nights of
Wind, takes his cocain and will see no one. Then it is
I drown again with all those dim
Lost faces I never understood, my poor soul
Screams out in the starlight, heart
Breaks loose and rolls down like a stone.
Include me in your lamentations.

This effect was produced by building the whole room inside a steel-reinforced cylinder, which turned as Astaire danced. The camera was held down so that it rotated with the set, giving the view that the room was stationary and that Fred was freed from gravity.

First off, you need to check what version of Apach and OpenSSL you are running. If the Apache version is > 2.2.12 and your OpenSSL version is > 0.9.8j – you’re grand.

Find Apache and OpenSSL version

[root@server ~]$ apachectl -v
Server version: Apache/2.2.16 (Debian)
Server built:   Nov 30 2012 08:58:36

[root@server ~]$ openssl version
OpenSSL 0.9.8o 01 Jun 2010

Edit the ports

This is where the magic happens.

[root@server ~]$ vim /etc/apache2/ports.conf

# If you just change the port or add more ports here, you will likely also
# have to change the VirtualHost statement in
# /etc/apache2/sites-enabled/000-default
# This is also true if you have upgraded from before 2.2.9-3 (i.e. from
# Debian etch). See /usr/share/doc/apache2.2-common/NEWS.Debian.gz and
# README.Debian.gz
 
NameVirtualHost *:80
Listen 80
# If you add NameVirtualHost *:443 here, you will also have to change
# the VirtualHost statement in /etc/apache2/sites-available/default-ssl
# to
# Server Name Indication for SSL named virtual hosts is currently not
# supported by MSIE on Windows XP.
Listen 443
NameVirtualHost *:443 #Here's where the magic happens
Listen 443

Alter vhosts

Assuming that you are using vhosts in /etc/apache2/sites-enabled , you can alter the virtual hosts to be
<VirtualHost *:443>

Restart apache and you’re good to go.

One thing that was bugging me is that I couldn’t mount the SD card on Ubuntu when I connected the phone to the laptop for charging.

To mount the SD card, we have to tell the USB subsystem what to do when it detects the phone.

 echo "SUBSYSTEM==\"usb\", SYSFS{idVendor}==\"04e8\", MODE=\"0666\"" >> /etc/udev/rules.d/47-Note2.rules

 chmod 755 /etc/udev/rules.d/47-Note2.rules

After you restart udev, you should be able to mount the phone as if it was any other USB device like a pendrive.

But I don’t have a Note II

Fear not, using lsusb, you can find out the idVendor string. Below is an example.

[nick@calculon ~]$ lsusb
Bus 001 Device 002: ID 8087:0024 Intel Corp. Integrated Rate Matching Hub
Bus 002 Device 002: ID 8087:0024 Intel Corp. Integrated Rate Matching Hub
Bus 003 Device 002: ID 0424:2512 Standard Microsystems Corp. USB 2.0 Hub
Bus 003 Device 003: ID 8087:07da Intel Corp.
Bus 001 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0002 Linux Foundation 2.0 root hub
Bus 002 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0002 Linux Foundation 2.0 root hub
Bus 003 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0002 Linux Foundation 2.0 root hub
Bus 004 Device 001: ID 1d6b:0003 Linux Foundation 3.0 root hub
Bus 001 Device 014: ID 04e8:6860 Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd GT-I9100 Phone [Galaxy S II], GT-P7500 [Galaxy Tab 10.1]
Bus 002 Device 003: ID 04f2:b34c Chicony Electronics Co., Ltd
Bus 003 Device 004: ID 045e:00db Microsoft Corp. Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 V1.0
Bus 003 Device 005: ID 046d:c52b Logitech, Inc. Unifying Receiver

Alternatively you can also look here

The Gallant Irish yeoman
Home from the war has come
Each victory gained o’er foeman
Why should our bards be dumb.

How shall we sing their praises
Our glory in their deeds
Renowned their worth amazes
Empire their prowess needs.

So to Old Ireland’s hearts and homes
We welcome now our own brave boys
In cot and Hall; neath lordly domes
Love’s heroes share once more our joys.

Love is the Lord of all just now
Be he the husband, lover, son,
Each dauntless soul recalls the vow
By which not fame, but love was won.

United now in fond embrace
Salute with joy each well-loved face
Yeoman: in women’s hearts you hold the place.